Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Dale turned to the Dark Side

Dale Earnhardt has just officially joined Hendrick motor sports. Meaning Dale will now be TEAMMATES with the wonder fag Jeff Gordon. This news is extremely difficult to take and all but makes my transition to a new driver complete. Jr has done nothing to earn all the supporters he has. God forbid he actually make the chase and be incontention for a damn championship. So a break down below will show who I will be rooting for from now on. Dale could win me back because, well his dad was a damn legend and one of my favorite people in sports of all time. I will never forget that sad day when dale died, me and leighton were in shock.

PS Douscher (Aaron) dropped a Dale Earnhardt garbage can down our garbage shoot a couple of days before the accident, me and leighton still partially blame aaron.

Nicks Nascar Allegiance

Tony "smoke" Stewart: 51%
Dale "jr" Earnhardt: 49%

14 comments:

Leighton said...

NNNOOOOOO!! Me and my dad had it all figured out too:

Jr. joins Childress, who owns the #3 of Sr., Budweiser follows...giving birth to the black #3 Budweiser...the greatest sports marketing ploy of all time!

Honestly, Jr. is making a huge mistake when it comes to fans. This is like NY and Boston joining foices to make one baseball team! Booooo Jr....Boo.

Smoke it is from now on.

PS...way to go Aaron.

Jae said...

nick, have you found many people in the big apple that like nascar? or are you pretty much ousted like a leper when you bring it up?

Adam said...

God bless Jr. for joining Hendricks. I was going to be pissed off as all hell if he joined RCR and ruined Harvick. Tony Stewart is a flaming homosexual who pisses and moans about everything on and off the track.

Adam's NASCAR allegiance:
Kevin Harvick - 100%

Tony Stewart said...

It's true. I'm a total faggot.

Jae said...

ha, i don't know who that is, i'm guessing rory seeing as the account was just made and he hasn't yet chimed in on this thread

Nick D said...

Yea not many people like Nascar up here. Once I asked for a race to be put on and the bartender laughed then realized I was serious. People think I am a redneck.

Hey Tony who cares you have two championships, how many does Harvick have...oh yea the big goose egg. He may make the chase this year so thats big.


PS Leighton that could have been the best idea of all time.

Tony Stewart said...

I may have won a championship but I have an incredibly small penis. One day in the locker room I saw kevin harvick's penis and it is longer than his legs. It was hot.

Jae said...

This reminds me of the good old days when we had all the fake AIM logons. What were some of those names?

Logan said...

haha, I remember doing that. I don't recall any of the names though.

Leighton said...

I personally had "RorytheFag" as an IM...haha. Seriously...true story.

Adam said...

My personal favorite was big69machine. Leighton, that is a classy one though. You should get a gmail with that.

Eric said...

Haha, yes! hctib em kcus! Now I'm going to be trying to remember those all day. As for this post, I find it hard to cheer for one driver like I would a team, but I do enjoy watching a race now and again.

Andrew said...

You all should just pull up your AIM and see if you have any blocked buddies. I had a few including buckfudder6969 and LeonFelpsladyMan, I can only assume that these are some of our creations.

Anonymous said...

Haha, I didn't create the Tony Stewart account. Thanks for thinking of me though Jae.