Tuesday, November 07, 2006

7 year old chooses guardian

Tallahassee, FL.(AP) -- A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Tallahassee courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Florida State Seminoles Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Thought everyone would like that one...

4 comments:

Leighton said...

HAHA...you had me good on that one. I was reading all intensely and everything. Touche Logan...touche.

Anonymous said...

Same here Beal...that was pretty hilarious.

Nick D said...

Gainesville, FL.(AP) -- A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Gainesville courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Florida Football Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of winning a conference title.

Thought everyone would like that one...

Nick D said...

Thats ok punch us while we are down...its amazing I probably read like 4 of those a week from UF people either you guys are way to bored or have some inferiority complex that involves making fun of FSU to make you feel like your so much better then us. Not just referring to football either but its ok we are used to it by now.

PS I was reading it pretty intently...nice pysch out logan