Word of the day

In retaliation for Jae's use of slang, unofficial dictionaries that lack complete definitions, I have decided to begin posting my own word/phrase of the day. Instead of having a completely different word each day, I will attempt to expand your vocabulary by posting a new synonym each day. This synonym of the day will be equally as colloquial and far more interesting. Feel free to try to use the word in a sentence (if you are man/woman enough) or post another synonym that you like. Points will be awarded for originality and to those sentences that make fun of Jae. =) Here goes nothing:

Word #1:

"salami garage"