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Eric, contratulations on your thrilling victory. We would like to offer you the opportunity to choose your prize from one of our excellent possibilities. Please respond with your choice from the following, listed in decreasing retail value:
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Decreasing retail value? I'll take the Gift Certificate since a magazine subscription would do nothing but create a large pile of unread magazines. Preferably Best Buy or the like.
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So I go out of town and get shitted on in this game. Maybe I should have called my sentences in...
CONGRATULATIONS! Eric, your name has been sent to our 'Prize Distributions' department. They will be in contact with you to claim your winnings, keep up the good work!
Prize Distributions:
Eric, contratulations on your thrilling victory. We would like to offer you the opportunity to choose your prize from one of our excellent possibilities. Please respond with your choice from the following, listed in decreasing retail value:
a) Year subscription to a popular men's magazine
b) Gift certificate to an online merchant
c) Cash prize (requires Paypal account)
Please respond at your earliest convenience. Your response implies consent for your identity to be used in all future promotional material for this blog.
Hey, why aren't I getting my points!? I demand a recount!
Decreasing retail value? I'll take the Gift Certificate since a magazine subscription would do nothing but create a large pile of unread magazines. Preferably Best Buy or the like.
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