On the Storm

We have survived our first Louisiana hurricane, and right now I am in the safest city on earth because we evacuated our entire city. I have to say when I agreed to help with the evacuation I am glad I was on this end, where the drunks and crackheads got one last shot of whatever they were on before we put them on a bus. I have never seen so many drunks at 6am since college. If the city could stay like this forever I do believe we would win the award for greatest place on Earth, because from what I understand Mickey likes the nose candy so suck it disney land. The evacuation plan was to go to the ghetto with city buses and tell everyone to get in, some people didn't even know there was a storm coming, they just thought it might be nice to ride a bus. Jilly my dog enjoyed the storm because the frisbees flew on their own without me having to throw them to her. I may post some pictures tomorrow when I go out on storm surveys, but I am going to try and work like crazy so they release me for Eric's wedding. Cristina may have to assist bringing all the evacuee's home, but I tried to convince her to pull a southpark and make flyers that shreveport has the best crack, and some of the people decide to stay. I did get to watch the Gator Game before the craziness broke loose and I must say we look pretty scary.