Happy Valentine's Day

I mean Happy free-market-economy-appreciation Day!...
I mean Happy make-your-man-feel-obligated-to-spend-money-on-you Day!...
I mean Happy make-those-of-you-without-significant-others-want-to-jump-in-front-of-traffic Day!...
I mean Happy squeeze-every-last-cent-out-of-those-stupid-customers Day!...
I mean Happy not-being-able-to-do-anything-truly-spontaneous-because-she-will-be-expecting-it Day!...
I mean Happy getting-upset-because-her-girlfriend-got-xyz-and-she-didn't Day!
I mean Happy Valentine's Day