Today's Project

In an attempt to maximize space in the back of the garage for a workbench, I installed some tennis ball parking stops today. I couldn't just attach it to the ceiling and walk into them while I'm working in the garage, so here's the end result.

Is true Rory?

So I was reading this thing on crazy laws. One of them was this:

- In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.

Is that true Mr. Law man?

Or How about this one?

- In Oklahoma, USA, it is still illegal to make faces at a dog, a crime that could result in a prison sentence.

Happy Birthday Jenny!

We'll be heading to some fancy eats tonight after work.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Jenny's early birthday present

Ruger SP101

.357, 2 1/4"

We put on an after market grip for a little better feel.

Next comes the CCW class.

An exercise in comedy

1. Go to google
2. Type in "Rory Zinna"
3. Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
4. Post funny comment

For those of us on Live

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luckily, i'm not good enough to piss anyone off and am probably safe.

Preach on brother!

Check out the link in the title.

I didn't think they allowed this kind of thinking on CNBC. I wonder how much longer you will be able to say these things out loud in America.

Maybe CNBC is trying to put their best foot forward for the possible upcoming fairness doctrine, a.k.a. a complete collective government shit on the Bill of Rights.

What will they think of next?

So last weekend I went to Washington (state) to visit Allie's brother. I was excited to try all the cool west coast beers that are tough to come by in the NE. I had some cool Rogue brews like the Capt. Sig's Deadliest Ale, which is a tribute to the show on Discovery Deadliest Catch. Also had a very tasty porter called Black Butte from Deschutes brewery. One other that was cool was this unfiltered amber ale called Mac and Jack's African Amber. I realize that Alex may be the only one that cares about this but then I came across the Bud Light in the picture.

Yes, apparently they make a Bud light mixed with delicious tomato based clam juice, with a hint of lime. It is this weird orangey color and has an even weirder after taste. Any of you west coasters come across this stuff? If you do, I would avoid it or try one for curiosity but it is definitely one of the stranger concoctions I have tried.

Back for more...

I'm sure you have heard it already, but GM and Chrysler are back for more.

Here's a money saving idea... GMC = Chevy, why the redundant lines? All I want is the chance to buy a Volt damnit, why does GM have to be such a shitty company. Maybe the Japs will come out with something even cooler.

Too Good

and true.

(click the title)

In a word, Fuck

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Happy Valentine's Day

I mean Happy free-market-economy-appreciation Day!...
I mean Happy make-your-man-feel-obligated-to-spend-money-on-you Day!...
I mean Happy make-those-of-you-without-significant-others-want-to-jump-in-front-of-traffic Day!...
I mean Happy squeeze-every-last-cent-out-of-those-stupid-customers Day!...
I mean Happy not-being-able-to-do-anything-truly-spontaneous-because-she-will-be-expecting-it Day!...
I mean Happy getting-upset-because-her-girlfriend-got-xyz-and-she-didn't Day!
I mean Happy Valentine's Day

Woodpeckers

Since its been slow around here:

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: 
  
Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home. 

Good Lord I'm dumb...

Clearly I don't know how to post a link. I think I put it in the title this time.

Good Lord people are dumb...

Seriously?





If I'm this crazy when I'm in my 60's... I think my shelf life should have been 59.

Everyone was thinking it

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

This will help you make your picks

Really?

No one has a comment on the A-Fraud / A-Roid / whatever else they're calling him situation? Opinions about Torre's book? Nothing?

Women Drivers

Leighton emailed this around but I thought it was funny enough to warrant finding it on youtube and sharing with those who didn't get the email.

Cavs/Carolina's

Well tomorrow I am going to MSG to watch my man Lebron put a smack down on the Knicks. After that I will be heading down to the Carolina's for a nice long weekend. Flying into Charlotte then eventually heading down to Charleston, SC. Hopefully I will return with lots of pictures and maybe a good story or two. Have a good week everybody.

Nick > Rory... I mean not like that is a accomplishment really....

Later Nick D

Texting death

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/7865114.stm

Summary: Woman grows up as the world's biggest idiot. Texts while driving at 70mph. Runs into stationary vehicle and kills occupant. Gets 21 months in jail and 3 month driving suspension.

They should also take her ovaries so she can't continue this ridiculousness.