HGTV Is FOS

Cristina and I have successfully navigated the oft times precarious activity of buying a short sale. The task was accomplished in no small part with the patience enhancing effects of Tequila. I have watched all the homebuying shows and as far as I can tell our experience is unique in its trials and tribulations. It is a story too lengthy for the blog, but it does come with a happy ending. The end result is that we now own a 2,000 sq. ft. 3/2.5 home in the seminole heights area of Tampa. The shows never mention the last minute changes of heart the seller experiences, or the fact that the bank doesn't actually do any work on your loan until exactly 30 minutes prior to the scheduled closing time. I look forward to having everyone come by and see the new place once the new furniture arrives and we have painted our walls some such shade of greenish blue, and yes punch and pie will be served. The house also came with 4 kittens who have laid claim to the backyard and will only agree to leave if I find them suitable lodging in a home with a magic Turkey Box(refrigerator containing turkey). I can't post pictures from my iPhone so it will have to wait till I get home.