Wednesday, December 19, 2007
A day that will live in infamy
I want to announce to the world that I am now the proud owner of a Wii. That is sitting on the kitchen table just waiting to be unwrapped. Taunting me with its shiny red wrapping paper, that glistens when the light strikes its reflective surface. Peppermint ribbon locking away its hidden treasure, until gathered around the tree, I tear into it, releasing its wonder. Why couldn't Jesus have been 6 days premature, it probably wouldn't have affected him too bad, omnipotence and all. December 25th how you mock me with your distance, sacrifices were made upon the mecca of magic that is Toy's R Us, kids were crying because their moms did not love them enough to bring home the prize.
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are you still Jewish?
good call beal... that's cool and all josh, but aren't you supposed to get like clay pots and paper or something for like 8 days. i think a pez dispenser is thrown in there as well. one that looks like billy crystal. wiis are b.a. and all but i don't know if it's worth throwing your religion out over... oh wait, you ate lobster so that ship has already sailed bwahahaha.
Cristina is Catholic so I can take gifts without offending the Chanukah fairy. He may frown on all the roast pork I am going to eat at Noche Buena, but I will pay him in the customary foil wrapped chocolate coins. I require more Macaroni Pictures.
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