Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Welcome to the USSA

The United Socialist States of America. For those so inclined, get up, go to work, and we will make sure you get the same allotment as the lazy slobs that brought this to pass.


How long until I can get one of those stickers that says: "Don't blame me, I didn't vote for him."

3 comments:

Alex said...

Don't work too hard, Logan. If you make more money then you will pay exponentially more in taxes. You need to work just hard enough.

I guess that is the motivation that Obama is looking for.

Can we be lazy too? "Yes we can!"

Adam said...

I am just hoping that everyone will raise their rates for everything and employers will stop hiring people. This giant socialist experiment will certainly be interesting. At least the dems missed out on their filibuster proof super majority.

Andrew said...

The amount of hate that we are going to get to throw at people will be fantastic. I cannot wait. Filibuster was avoided, for now. Coleman is in a recount, Alaska will be close. You will likely see 2 specials and maybe a 3rd in the first 3 months of the year. I just can't wait till Obama bankrupts the coal industry, puts 100,000+ people out of work. Not only will that kill the economies of Ohio, West Virginia, PA and parts of Virginia, it will do a number on our already terrible trade deficit and power supply. Better get those solar and wind farms (So long as they do not ruin the view of Teddy's Vineyard home). The amount of Bojangling outside my apartment this morning was awful. Worst part the fucking cops were out there with the people. That had to violate every noise ordinance in the city.