1) every time you drive like a d-bag because you are reading/writing a text, God drowns a puppy
2) if i honk at you about 1) and you flick me off, you have cemented your d-bag status
3) when the light turns green, it means go. it doesn't mean slowly roll forward while finishing text, then go
4) if i miss a green light because of 3) you better as hell hope i don't catch up to you at the next red light
5) if you swerve out of your lane and i get up along side you and see you continuing to shove your nose in your phone, i am within my moral rights to beat you to within an inch of your life with a DMV handbook
{/rant}
4 comments:
Haha, that is the angry Jae I know! I hate when you are driving behind someone and they start driving really slow and swerving around because they are texting. Luckily I have a 2 mile drive to work!
I love this post. I wish I had a huge beater car that I could just crash into people when I see them on their phone, and have no consequences. Perhaps the DC Snipers beat us to the punch?
Too soon? Don't shoot people kids.
Indeed. I remember back in the day J used to roll with a decent amount of road rage, all of the above complaints are justified though.
almost got to see a lady run full-bore into the back of a parked city bus this morning. unfortunately she slammed on the brakes at the last second. later on i got up next to her and she was still fucking texting. i honked at her and stared her down. she put it away for the rest of the time i was next to her.
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